mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
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The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
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we're lazy here on tumblr.
- press J: scroll down a post
- press K: scroll up a post
- press L: like a post
- press R: to reblog a post
- press ALT+REBLOG: reblog fast
- press CTRL and the REBLOG button: open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
- press TAB: scroll to the top of your dashboard,
- BLESS THIS POST
i have a good idea for a text post mutuals reblog this post if youre interested
alright. alright heres the pitch. im gonna make a post saying “crabs walk like their hiding soemthing and i intend to find out what” then you (mutual) is going to reblog and add a picture of Mr. Krabs from famous tv show spongebob squarepants. classic comedy
Reblog this if you pronounce 221B as “two-two-one B.”
I’m trying to prove something to my little sister.
If you pronounce it as “two-twenty-one B,” go to this post.
If you pronounce it as “twenty-two-one B,” go to this post.
If you pronounce it as “two-hundred-twenty-one B,” go to this post.
Reblog this if you pronounce 221B as “two-two-one B.”
I’m trying to prove something to my little sister.
If you pronounce it as “two-twenty-one B,” go to this post.
If you pronounce it as “twenty-two-one B,” go to this post.
If you pronounce it as “two-hundred-twenty-one B,” go to this post.
only lesbians can see this post if u see this post u r a lesbian
I’m a 20 year old boy why can I see this post
You’re a lesbian.
how do I tell my boyfriend
Reblog this if you pronounce 221B as “two-two-one B.”
I’m trying to prove something to my little sister.
If you pronounce it as “two-twenty-one B," go to this post.
If you pronounce it as “twenty-two-one B," go to this post.
If you pronounce it as “two-hundred-twenty-one B," go to this post.
There have been various posts spreading incorrect information about about Ramadan. Normally I am excited by people posting about Islam in any manner; the religion is a fascinating one. However, I became ashamed.
The people who posted about Ramadan seem...
you: wine mum or vodka aunt?
me: milk man
this post means approximately nothing but im glad you have all found something to relate to within it
shortly after making this post i realised im lactose intolerant so what this post means that the gods are capricious and cruel. perhaps you can relate to that.
- me on tumblr: omg, these text posts are hilarious
- me scrolling down facebook: text post stolen from tumblr, text post stolen from tumblr, text post stolen from tumblr
- me: I am getting real sick of your shit, fuck you guys.