I was making a sandwich; it was ham, salami and cheese on wholemeal bread, and my mum walked into my room (I don’t make or eat sandwiches in my room?) and said, “You ate all of our salami, but you were so conservative with the ham,” and Ben Shapiro’s ghost appeared and said, “You claim to be a socialist liberal, yet you’re conservative with your ham consumption. How curious.”
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